@jtswhipped: You know what I love about having kids? Not having them.
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@AristotlesNZ: My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous.
@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: I'll always be here for you.... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you.
@mattZillaaaa: I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex