@SortaBad: "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs" - jerk chicken
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@MindyFurano: Flipped over my therapist's writing pad and it was just a New York Times crossword with "shut up" written in every blank.
@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?
@House_Feminist: 1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not in this grocery store