@SortaBad: "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs" - jerk chicken
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@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life
@undeadmolly: My parents are always pestering me to have kids. "Who will carry on the ancient family curse?" they say.