@PhilNista: You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras.
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@BGH70: The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, "zip up your pants and go see HR now!"
@byrdie_num_num: Haven't worn a watch in 20+ years. Coincidentally, I haven't poured my drink on the floor when asked for the time in 20+ years.