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@LanieLalaBugs: You know what really makes me smile?
@DirtMcTurd: I swear if I see one more person enter this WalMart wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my bathrobe and choke them with it
@Eightinchgoat: When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: "It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"
@markleggett: We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams.
@rachelle_mandik: am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise
@LackOfShame: If you like buying other people food and bribing them to eat it, then having kids might be for you.