@ibid78: "You know what, that's some ?.."
"Calm down you're being irrational right now."
@shutupmikeginn: Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy? what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains?
Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?
@galiamango: I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see.
@Andee_Stewart: *wants space*
*eats Milky Way*
@CaptainJerkwad: Went to a restaurant. The sign said "breakfast anytime." So I ordered French toast during the renaissance
@Book_Krazy: New neighbor: Hi. It's nice to meet you.
Me: It's nice to meet you too. This is my daughter, 9
Neighbor: What's your Twitter @