@13spencer: You know what they say, the secret to a good relationship is never going to bed married.
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@WetzelGeek: The washing machine broke so I had to wash my undies in the river. As a bonus, 3 catfish floated to the top afterwards, so dinner is served!
@mydmac: Once, just once in my life, I'd love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper I'm hunting wabbits.