@SoFarFetchd: "You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented shovels
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@lawyerthoughts: Pro tip: if you absolutely must speak in court, do not put air quotes around "the law". Judges don't like it.
@duplicitron: Someone left a really nice couch out on the street so I went home and got a lamp and TV and this is where I live now.
@infamousone96: You tell me to "walk a mile in your shoes" but the second I break into your house to steal your shoes, you call the cops. Make up your mind.