@hyperblastchic: You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
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@junejuly12: Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows.
@Kyle1092: So I neutered my car yesterday "You, what?" Neutered my car "..." It's another word for fixed "I wish I never gave you that thesaurus"
@AimeeHelene1: They should make fortune cookies with more obtainable fortunes: You will vacuum the living room. You will run into the coffee table.