@SlayerSays: You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me.
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@4ScoreN20Bowls: Whoever decided to spell it Albuquerque instead of Albakirky. You're a fuquing quoqusuquer
@carlyken: If you ever catch me staring blankly during our conversation it's because I can't remember if it's my turn to say words or yours.
@SadMeterologist: HER: Shake what your momma gave you! ME: *Tosses around crippling anxiety and male pattern baldness*
@CARRIONIER: To balance out Elon Musk sending a Tesla into space, I'm going to drive my '93 Civic into the ocean.