@SlayerSays: You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me.
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@AnkCoupleTO: [5 hours into assembling a new bed for my kid] you'll get used to sleeping on the floor in no time at all
@GrantTanaka: Wife: oh honey, I didn't marry for money, the guy I fell in love with had an easy smile, a sparkling laugh & big dreams. then I met you.
@pippydrydocking: If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.