@RamblingMachine: You know what's sad? 3 of my team members dying of drinking poison and the last dying of a fractured neck because he didn't drink the poison
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@baycontaco: Smartphones don't prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree.
@scarebro: My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating.
@wesjohnson8: When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.