@RamblingMachine: You know what's sad? 3 of my team members dying of drinking poison and the last dying of a fractured neck because he didn't drink the poison
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@JermHimselfish: People who make up phrases and try to pass them off as popular sayings are just throwing meat to the monkeys in the middle of a maelstrom.
@Hadzilla: No thanks farting robot on the wall I'll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though
@Playing_Dad: *sees a spider* I'm going to kill him *turn around to get a shoe* *turns back around and spider has 8 shoes* Alright, let's be cool here
@RapeyRaperton: People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones.