@Dawn_M_: I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them.

@obviousplant_: Last-minute gift idea!

@TylerActually: You know, gas prices really aren't that bad when you consider that you're essentially buying dinosaurs in liquid form.

@smirkykev: In my experience, the quickest way to escape Jury Duty? As they read out the charges, yell out, "Oh c'mon...even I've done THAT!"

@MarfSalvador: [Bedroom] Him: *Panting* I swear I usually last much longer than that Her: Sure you do Him: Time me *holds breath again*