@DRUNKdadding: You know when your cat looks at your kids like "thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed" .....?
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@sarcasticmommy4: My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.
@SCBamaMan: AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
@CindyMeakin: <---- Wonders if aliens just call their ride a FO instead of UFO.
@TheToddWilliams: [Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKÉMAN
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