@DRUNKdadding: You know when your cat looks at your kids like "thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed" .....?
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@aliterative: If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar.
@weinerdog4life: A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away
@UncleDuke1969: Jim ate my sandwich. It was clearly labeled. Jim's email is open on his PC. Jim's son now thinks he's adopted. The sandwich was LABELED.