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@unravelingfire: You know who else has a naughty list?
@TheTweetOfGod: My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser
@hinnaz: Pee pressure > peer pressure
@kDuncanG: Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want.
Oh, Mittens & Snuggles?
WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH.
@tchrquotes: Student:Why do we need to know this?
Me: To look smart for your friends.
Student:What if I don't want to look smart?
Me: You're doing great.
@MondayPajamas: I'm "friends with beneficiaries" years old.