@senderblock23: "You know who else loved carbs? Hitler." - excerpt from my book How To Diet Through Shame & Manipulation
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@DominicStraw: Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now.
@mommajessiec: My 9yo drew a picture of me throwing away their drawings which, ironically, is going to be the one picture I save.
@Jake_Vig: Whoever keeps dressing our president in golf clothes and putting him in golf carts, please stop, he's trying to make phone calls and work.
@Carbosly: Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls.