@jwoodham: "You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something." Good idea, Oscar. What'd you have in mind?
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@augustusglooopp: Everyone type it with me: A lot is two words. A lot is two words. A lot is two words. A lot is two words. Good. Tomorrow: Irregardless.
@AndyAsAdjective: 11YR OLD: dad, are we poor? ME: we are rich in love…we are rich in laughter 11: so we're poor M: yes