@jwoodham: "You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something." Good idea, Oscar. What'd you have in mind?
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@sageboggs: teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong
@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.