@michaelianblack: You know who's really upset about Romney losing? Wire coat hanger manufacturers.
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@birbigs: You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games.
@shanethevein: The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said "Not in front of the wife".
@MikeDrucker: I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!