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@ibid78: "You know why I pulled you over?"
"Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?"
"Wow. You're free to go."
"Is anyone free?"
"Oh you're good."

“You know why I pulled you over?”
“Does anyone know why anyone’s pulled over?”
“Wow. You’re free to go.”
“Is anyone free?”
“Oh you’re good.”