@shegotagronk: You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning.
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@djdarrellripley: Him: If they ask you any questions, just play stupid. You know nothing.... Me: Oh, I think I can handle that.
@AaronChewning: *overheard behind me on a plane* Dad: “you’re getting potato chips in Abigail’s hair” 6ish year old son: “calm down Kenneth”