@shegotagronk: You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning.
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@Rainbowbunee: My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor.
@shawnspree: Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive.
@ieatanddrink: "I deleted that tweet because I've really grown as a writer in the past 7 minutes and it's just not up to my current standards"