@BareChesty: You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says "After 300 yards, stop and let me out"
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@IamEnidColeslaw: my signature move is called "the Mouse," where I run around the dance floor wearing nothing but a tampon
@bengulate: My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else.
@doktorj: If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of my life under this bathroom light that gives my abs a hint of definition.
@Home_Halfway: The most annoying part about getting older is the incessant desire to give those younger than me unwanted advice.