@BareChesty: You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says "After 300 yards, stop and let me out"
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@_Kim_Jongun: Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address.
@venomjunkie2: My horoscope was so wrong today I’m beginning to doubt the science behind this life planning tool.
@EliTerry: TOP PLACES TO DO KARATE IN FRONT OF: 1. Sunset 2. Crashing waves 3. Dad's grave (as casket is lowered) 4. New stepdad's face 5. Quiznos