@close_c: You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
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@pinapl: When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.
@RajatSaysItAll: "There are 2 seats. Which one do you want?" "Right one for me." "And you?" "Am I left with any choice?"
@stephenjmolloy: *open up knapsack and a parachute comes out* Kid: But that means- *Dad is hurtling towards the ground with a sandwich and apple*