@Xalqee: You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word "sober" without making air quotes
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@Token_Geezer: Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They’ll think they have a poltergeist and move
@HavocMantis: I'm a fi-sci writer. "You mean sci-fi?" No, fi-sci. Fictional Science. Made-up scholarly articles on monsters, magic, and the like.
@MavenofHonor: [during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps