@Xalqee: You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word "sober" without making air quotes
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@LeviathanPride: Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry.
@Wakenbake77: I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands.
@Dr_awfulpants: I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.
@vanderwangwe: The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!