@Xalqee: You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word "sober" without making air quotes
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@Book_Krazy: Cop: Ma'am, Are you intoxicated? Me: Are YOU intoxicated! Cop: No Me: Prove it! Cop: *puts handcuffs on me* Me: I like where this is going.
@GingerGander: There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win.
@phalguy: 10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.