@Classy_Cassy89: You know you're drunk when the cat barks.
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@tsm560: Got an extension cord, and moved the microwave right into bed with me. This 2015 is looking like a good one already.
@murrman5: me at family reunion: im sick of you being called the cool one brother who once attended a taping of the price is right: it is what it is
@JGrumbie: Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite.
@WheelTod: Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?