@DukEB51: You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
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@thatUPSdude: Forget "once you go black you never go back" I say "For that special occasion go caucasian"
@Traceykemp8: If you`re not going to help me break into my ex`s house to delete the hysterical message i left on his answerphone,then you`re not my friend
@Teowulf: When people post sad things on Facebook I just want to hug them and whisper softly in their ears, "no one cares."
@NotARatsAss: I'm one smooth operator until I have to get onto an escalator. Then it's more like a baby giraffe finding its legs.