@DukEB51: You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
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@Lexactly: Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response
@neiltyson: If I ever met a Space Alien, I’d resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy.
@UncleDuke1969: "After you." "No, after you." "I insist." "Sure?" "Please." "If you insist." "I do." "I've finished." "Thank you." - Canadian Dirty Talk