@HallpassCanada: You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
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@KalvinMacleod: I have Facebook like reflexes. "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*
@JaySuch: My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney.
@Cali_Kid_Mike: Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means "Doing the Facebook". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now.