@Mr_Kapowski: You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did
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@JermHimselfish: Ordered a pizza. Delivery guy and I talked for 45 minutes about swords and he got fired. Now he lives here, we're gonna fight crime together
@ramjitsingh_: I think the main issue with 'The Hunger Games' is that while her life is at stake, boy problems are still presented as legitimate threats.
@jwoodham: If I'd been around in France when Marie Antoinette said "let them eat cake," I would've been like "wait a minute, let's hear this lady out."
@weinerdog4life: If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache.