@NickSwardson: You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T.
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@slimmy_shady: Honest ads - 'Hot singles in your area want to be just friends'. 'Hot singles in your area think of you more like a brother'.
@UncleDuke1969: I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)
@shivillex: North West: Daddy what were you famous for? Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))