@NickSwardson: You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T.
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@CandyCrisis: Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game.
@ImaFlyontheWall: Him:Dude, I went on one of those police ride alongs with my friend..it was awesome! You ever done that? Me: In the front or back of the car?
@90spideypool: when you're jamming to an old-school r&b song and someone older than you ask "what you know about this?" me: