@liv_thatsme: You know you're old when you see the neighbor's dog chasing some punk teenagers & you root for the dog.
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@BrdnHatesYou: A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me.
@zipoffs: just a good, friendly, light-hearted conversation that for some reason charmin initiated with me
@MacAnnabella: Me: "Gee Thanks for spilling Cheerios all over the floor." 3yo: "You're welcome Mom, look at this!"*scatters more on floor I deserve that.