@bornmiserable: You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids.
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@MollyWoooo: One time I tried to pull off the Ariana Grande cat ears but I just looked like Barf from Spaceballs.
@nice_mustard: *on time travel bus* oh you're going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour '98 t shirt*