@bornmiserable: You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids.
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@SequelsWeWant: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all
@HomeProbably: The human liver can withstand up to 97% damage and make a full recovery. Yet not one doctor will accept this as an argument for alcoholism.