@ryaninco: You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home.
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@lipstck_junkie: My 6 y/o told me the medicine cabinet was our most important cabinet. Outwardly I agreed but inwardly: "no son, the liquor cabinet is".
@ScottLinnen: This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL
@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires.