@perlapell: You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding.
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@Michael1979: 5 ways I am superior to a horse: 1. Better at catching frisbees 2. I refuse to be told what to do by jockeys 3. If a horse is badly injured or gravely ill, I'd probably be faster than that horse 4. I own more swords than most horses 5. Unlike horses, I know how to use the ATM
@Jesus_M_Christ: That moment when you mom says she was a virgin, but then 3 random dudes show up on your birthday with gifts.
@Crunch11b: About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection.
@Cheeseboy22: Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, "Marco" and then an even fainter, "Polo."