@shirtlifting: you learn something new every day oh god make it stop
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@david8hughes: [soldier dying in my arms] "You take this & you give it to my wife." "No [pushes watch back to soldier] she lives really far away from me."
@TheAlexP: Maybe raccoons aren't really digging through trash for food, Maybe they're just looking for something to remove their eye shadow.
@bourgeoisalien: Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time.