@shirtlifting: you learn something new every day oh god make it stop
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@SteelCityDawn: A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?
@Goofpoops: Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers.
@YoungManDadJoke: Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body.