@shirtlifting: you learn something new every day oh god make it stop
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@QwertyJones3: Wife: He's your son! Me: So you say! But I don't... *Kid dances across the room to the Benny Hill theme song* Me: ...ok fine he's my son.
@TheMichaelRock: How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?