@thatUPSdude: That awkward moment when you pretend to be on the phone so you can avoid talking to someone, then your phone rings.
@TrainedHedonist: Perverts have made it so you can't even park your makeshift surveillance van conspicuously outside girls' college diving team meets anymore.
@seriouslyemily: I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."
@DumbConfessions: "OUI!!"
-French Canadian on a water slide.
@GinRumMe: Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know.
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