@d2BMcG: You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it
@Cunda22: I always wear a wet suit and goggles to the pub so I don't look like an idiot when I wake up on the beach in the morning.
@themacmind: Me: Rest assured I will go to the grave with your secret.
Pat: Thank you.
Me: Unfortunately so will my golfing buddies.
@liv_thatsme: We desperately need something to unite humanity. No, not love or compassion. I'm talking about a full scale alien attack.
@mattZillaaaa: LinkedIn is a terrible dating site