@d2BMcG: You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it
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@hippieswordfish: kid doctor: [looking over charts] im not going to lie this is the worst case of cooties ive ever seen little girl: he said he'd been tested!
@usermcuserface: Tonight we dine in hell! (Dies in battle) Hi, Take a seat in the booth with the 3 vegans. Your beets and kale will be out soon. Oh shit...
@rockymomax: ME: (doing stand up) GUY IN CROWD: BOOOO *throws a tomato* GUY 2: BOOOOO *throws a tomato* GUY 3: BOOOOO *throws a tomato* GUY 4: what the- GUY 5: he’s just eating those like Pac-Man