@d2BMcG: You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it
@BuckyIsotope: In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed
@notsosupermom_: "Fake news," I whisper to myself, as the scale shows I gained another pound.
@Kyle_Lippert: Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested. Mine is Snwolc Clown
@Swishergirl24: Me: What the hell do you want?
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
@skickwriter: *Reads your ransom note*
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