@d2BMcG: You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it
@ericsshadow: HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA:
Go to an ATM.
@HallpassCanada: You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
@_davidlucas_: Wearing shades inside makes me look cool, right?
*Trips over the cat*
@Floatersfinest: I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'
@OwensDamien: ‘I murder drifters and use their hair to make little dolls. Oh, you meant at work! My biggest weakness is that I’m a perfectionist.’