@fatherofcomedy: 'You look fat' is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker
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@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos
@Lpbinder: People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
@aveuaskew: You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead.