@shwood: You make a compelling argument, Morty.
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@michaelianblack: The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.
@zorgod: I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain.
@HallpassCanada: The "Beware of Cat" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect.