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@Dani_Feld: "You make me so wet."
- me, to my shower.
@jakob_huber: Wonder which part of Batman's belt holds the bat-shaped throat lozenges he uses after speaking in his tough voice for long periods of time.
@EJGomez: teacher: "there are no stupid questions"
me: "ya ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"
@Midgetspar: If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
@LeahsLounge: Her: Ok you hang up.
Him: No, you hang up first.
Her: No, you first.
Him: No, you first.
NSA: Both of you hang up.