@goldengateblond: You may think a squirt of water in the face is the best way to reprimand cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too.
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@BlairLoudly: *dresses like a kitty* *climbs tree* *waits for new fireman husband to come rescue me*
@Dani_Feld: Relationship status: I just found a piece of chicken in my hair. I ate it. Then looked for more.
@rickkondell: Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
@Parentpains: If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel.