@BackrowSeats: You might think you're smart until you try using someone else's microwave.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@CraigChamberlin: Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right.
@causticbob: My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."