@BackrowSeats: You might think you're smart until you try using someone else's microwave.
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@UncleDuke1969: He rose from mild mannered Social Studies teacher... To vicious kingpin of a criminal cupcake empire. Coming soon to AMC: "BAKING BRAD"
@DaddyJew: Boss:my office, now! Me:*to myself* dont be about Twitter dont be about Twitter B:we've had a sexual harassment complaint M:Oh thank God!
@withanewname: It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change