@Bob_Heller: You might want to read all of my tweets... so that when the movie comes out you can be all pompous and say the timeline was better.
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@HatfieldAnne: Get a red wallet that perfectly matches the red interior of your purse and have mini heart attacks every time you go to pay for something.
@ermahgarton: I don't really have a "blood type." I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance.
@WilliamAder: My wife's been working in our garden for two solid days now. I never realized tomatoes required a big, six-foot-deep hole like that.