@Bob_Heller: You might want to read all of my tweets... so that when the movie comes out you can be all pompous and say the timeline was better.
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@robin_991: My husband left me this morning. Again. he'll be back after work, but still. I'm getting really sick of these games.
@AnOrangeSNES: "I just called to say I love you." -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work
@KalvinMacleod: BRAIN: it's 4am u up? ME: leave me alone B: who was our grade 5 teacher? M: stop B: why's our eye itchy? M: I'm ignoring u B: engage bladder
@clinicallychill: Haunted by a ghost that hates confrontation they just leave notes on my bathroom mirror like "saw u werent scared by me last nite whats up?"