@karencheee: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - neighborhood drunk
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@MikeCanRant: *watches as both hands turn into devils* *looks over sink* HAND SATANIZER "Oh, this is just great"
@peteec: BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future.
@TheMichaelRock: No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears.