@karencheee: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - neighborhood drunk
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@AnkCoupleTO: Husband: *buys her flowers* Wife: No H: *buys her jewellery* W: No H: *starts extreme couponing* W: *gives him all the sex*
@jonnysun: WHITE GIRL: im not a dog person, im not a cat person, im a people person ME: (whispering to my dog) i think that means she owns slaves
@RdrJay47: There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help.