@Reverend_Scott: "Charlie, I want a divorce." [in a black robe sacrificing a chicken on a satanic blood alter] Why?

@Try2StopME: The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.

@jjax44: Bawk to the Future #ChickenMovies

@wescraw: We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys.

@KingRainhead: me: i dont want any kids person: *low chuckle* oh, you'll change your mind. me: *grabs them by collar* tell me more about the future, wizard