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@ItsJayWhittaker: "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

- Wayne Gretzky

"You miss 100% of the shots you DO take."

- Stormtroopers

“You miss 100% of the shots you never take.” – Wayne Gretzky “You miss 100% of the shots you DO take.” – Stormtroopers
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