@bazecraze: You name it, my mother knows somebody who died of it.
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@mikeleffingwell: When people argue about sports and one says "Care to make it interesting" I assume they're going to start talking about something else.
@UncleDuke1969: A rusted van sits under a bridge. Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. "WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"
@novicefather: Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon.