@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.
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@ImKevinito: Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless.
@BlondAmbitionTO: Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two.
@DadandBuried: "Wow, Dad, you had two beers and then ANOTHER ONE?!" - My 3yo, auditioning for a new family.