@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.
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@Cheeseboy22: I could never join the army because I'd never be able to figure out what time it is.
@Storminika: Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.
@briancthayer: Be specific when saying "BYOB": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*