@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.
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@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer.
@GoldenSpirals: No matter how prepared you think you are, a retractable vacuum cord will always find the weakness in your defense.