@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger.
@Marlebean: Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains.