@Prof_Hinkley: You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle
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@KalvinMacleod: If you would have told me 20 years ago that I'd be posting stupid jokes on the internet, I would have said what's an internet.
@JermHimselfish: Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do.
@GuyThe_Guy: I didn't want to make a scene but not fluffing my wife's pillows should get the point across that I don't appreciate the way she spoke to me
@jackiembouvier: Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be.