@Prof_Hinkley: You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle
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@bornmiserable: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and suddenly you're accused of being a kleptomaniac
@AndyAsAdjective: *stands in front yard, hands on hips, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn a stern, disapproving look*
@TheCatWhisprer: Reached the age where I have to do like 150 healthy things every day just so it doesn't hurt when I burp.
@mattZillaaaa: My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar