@Prof_Hinkley: You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle
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@HairyJew4Life: Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?
@SCbchbum: The funniest part about The Bachelor is the participants actually think being married is a prize.