@darrinfb: You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don't know them.
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@WordsOfaHooker: "So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?" "We enjoy eating out and trying new food." "So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Can't.. arguing with someone who thinks phone internet and internet internet are two different internets.