@curlycomedy: You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question.
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@WilliamAder: What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?
@Reverend_Scott: Meanwhile, at the bar: Batman: "Whisky." Aquaman: "Appletini." "WHAT?" "It's vodka, apple schnapps..." "You're off the Justice League."
@SuburbanSleuth: Kids are back to school & all I do is worry about their guinea pig. Is she lonely? Bored? Silly? I should probably hold her. I need a life.