@chrisrockoz: You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you.
@joekjoek: How powerful must it feel for the dentist to start referring to your teeth by their secret "numbers" to the hygienist
@michaelianblack: Ugh: I hid three dozen raw eggs in the house last night after taking Ambien and now I can't find them.
@briangaar: I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8