@SarahB_D: You people who pull back the shower curtain checking for psycopathic murderers ... if you find one, what's your plan?
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@alexmeyerrr: I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25
@blade_funner: SEXY POTATO: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here, and over here, and down here, and around here and
@ShortSleeveSuit: [At a bank using a 4 color ball point pen] *scrawls on napkin* *Red* Put [click] *Green* $$$ [click] *Black* In [click] *Blue* Bag [click]
@inanimatecorpse: The bit in Snow White when Grumpy's like "put her in a glass coffin so we can see her decompose" And Doc's like "Man! You're getting worse!"