@donni: YOU: Please be aware--
ME: I'm not. I never will be. I've never even SEEN a "ware"
@NicestHippo: In America, we decide to bomb people after a week of reflection, but have debated the legality of smoking a plant for 40 years
@Donna_McCoy: Wish I had the unbridled enthusiasm of a freshly groomed dog heading straight for a mud puddle.
@Midgetspar: You don't understand how hard it is to play Dungeons & Dragons when your dragon is gay, fabulous and always protesting violence. It's hard.
@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy
@Schindizzle: The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream.