@GibJimson: You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero.
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@KeetPotato: wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. "oOoOoh im a ghost"
@CheryeDavis: Saw a guy walking down the street talking to himself, hand gestures and all...So I did the right thing, stopped and told him about Twitter.
@aveuaskew: If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza.