@hipstermermaid: You raised me and taught me everything I know. Happy Father's Day, internet.
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@BuckyIsotope: Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.
@shashaintl: I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again.
@chrisanna4real: Make sure to change out the condom in your wallet once in a while...so your wallet doesn't think you're a loser.
@BarryVonAwesome: Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed.